beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

(Source: thinkgeek.com)

thecorruptedquietone:

I feel like Kirk leafs through the federation handbook and just finds a new rule he hasn’t broken and goes “Spock, I know what we’re gonna do today!”

moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

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#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

fattydingdongs:

oliviawhen:

What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead? 

A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].

MICA COOL SCHOOL LADY KNIGHT PARTY!!!

theworldisalready-fucked:

inmymindimafighter:

theworldisalready-fucked:

inmymindimafighter:

theworldisalready-fucked:

inmymindimafighter:

theworldisalready-fucked:

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHOW 

You mean movie?

show movie film same damn difference ya bishhh

Same difference is an oxymoron

nick im gonna punch you in the dick 

You like dat Kinky shit don’t you

I AM GOING TO HIT YOU

(Source: fellini)

aseaofquotes:

Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds
Submitted by rayaaannnn.

aseaofquotes:

Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

Submitted by rayaaannnn.

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)

televisionwithoutpity:

consulting-hylian:

biggest plot twist of the entire series

Tuesday morning revelations. 

televisionwithoutpity:

consulting-hylian:

biggest plot twist of the entire series

Tuesday morning revelations.